Got Milk?

We are officially on whole milk. Squirmy is a tad lactose intolerant so I wanted to start her off with Soy Milk and gradually mix in the whole milk. Upon reading some reviews, I got hit with, "Soy milk is not actually milk. Soy [beans] do not have nipples - it's a marketing ploy". But then, coconuts don't have nipples either, and I haven't heard anyone debate coconut milk being called coconut milk as opposed to what, coconut juice? coconut water? coconut spit? Fascinating... Also, I'm watching Squirmy babble speak in her sleep. Awesome. Totally useless post today.